originalwhip:

go for the gold.

SEX OLYMPICS: Hypothetical Sports and Events
- Triathlon: boy/girl/boy
- Muff diving
- Pelvic floor exercises
- Pole-vaulting (James Deen’s the one to beat)
- Tug of war
- Synchronized orgasm
- Greco-Roman wrestling
- Lube luge
- Motorsports (sponsored by Babeland)
-Ann** 
**(I AM NOT A SEX OLYMPICS EVENT, THIS IS JUST HOW WE’RE SIGNING OUR POSTS, OK?)

originalwhip:

go for the gold.

SEX OLYMPICS: Hypothetical Sports and Events

- Triathlon: boy/girl/boy

- Muff diving

- Pelvic floor exercises

- Pole-vaulting (James Deen’s the one to beat)

- Tug of war

- Synchronized orgasm

- Greco-Roman wrestling

- Lube luge

- Motorsports (sponsored by Babeland)

-Ann**

**(I AM NOT A SEX OLYMPICS EVENT, THIS IS JUST HOW WE’RE SIGNING OUR POSTS, OK?)

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    Fact: Ann is a Sex Olympics event. Trust.
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