go for the gold.
SEX OLYMPICS: Hypothetical Sports and Events
- Triathlon: boy/girl/boy
- Muff diving
- Pelvic floor exercises
- Pole-vaulting (James Deen’s the one to beat)
- Tug of war
- Synchronized orgasm
- Greco-Roman wrestling
- Lube luge
- Motorsports (sponsored by Babeland)
-Ann**
**(I AM NOT A SEX OLYMPICS EVENT, THIS IS JUST HOW WE’RE SIGNING OUR POSTS, OK?)